Rahail and I discuss "Marley & Me"

An MSN Chat conversation Rahail and I had the other day about the popular film "Marley and Me".

Rahail is "Stonehenge!" 

WARNING: Heavy profanity to follow.

Stonehenge! says:

cats are fucking AWESOME
i saw marley and me
i got bored

Omar says:
WHAT

Stonehenge! says:
and annoyed by all the constant.. attention seeking
of the dog

Omar says:
i cried my ovaries out

Stonehenge! says:
you would , wouldnt you

Omar says:
that dog was a hero

Stonehenge! says:
fuck you and fuck dogs
HERO!@?!?!
it didnt do shit
it may have seen jennifer aniston naked
for which i salute him

Omar says:
GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME
fuck you man
he stayed awake because the baby was sick
he woke the dude up when there was a burglary
he took care of jennifer aniston when she lost the baby
so fuck you rahail

Stonehenge! says:
he also kept them awake ALL THE TIME
so no different

Omar says:
your cats fucking locked you out of your own house

Stonehenge! says:
he attacked mailmen
shat on the beach
drove the housesitter nuts

Omar says:
hardly a position of moral superiority

Stonehenge! says:
and died
at an inappropriate time
the dog would lock HIMSELF out on the roof

Omar says:
he died at the perfect time you heartless bastard

Stonehenge! says:
perfect?!?!?!?!

Omar says:
yes

Stonehenge! says:
you mean the end of the movie?
oh yeah

Omar says:
after he had served his duty

Stonehenge! says:

it was a FUCKING MOVIE

the dog was played by 22 dogs

so theyre disposable?

' we have enough kids now , go die dog'

fuck dogs and fuck you

Omar says:
no man. I disagree strongly
i say fuck you
instead

Stonehenge! says:
it didnt even die awesomely
no
it just dropped dead
the bitch had to have drugs put in
to die
THEY KILLED HIM
HA
FUCK DOGS

Omar says:
how would you prefer it

Stonehenge! says:
walked on a landmine

Omar says:
if he fucking armed himself and died in a blaze of glory

Stonehenge! says:
yes
YES !
that would be awesome!

Omar says:
shooting at the fuckin Cambodian army

Stonehenge! says:
the nazis
at the end of the film

Omar says:
yes

Stonehenge! says:
they wind up in germany , 1944

Omar says:
marley goes on a murderous rampage
and rapes hitler

Stonehenge! says:
that wouldve been the best fucking film ever!
no
fucks hitlers dog
goldie
then fucks hitler

Omar says:
and then dies
having fucked himself to death
upon which he is given a heroes burial

Stonehenge! says:

yes
winston churchill himself presides
who was a cat person btw