Rahail and I discuss "Marley & Me"
An MSN Chat conversation Rahail and I had the other day about the popular film "Marley and Me".
Rahail is "Stonehenge!"
WARNING: Heavy profanity to follow.
Stonehenge! says:
cats are fucking AWESOME
i saw marley and me
i got bored
Omar says:i saw marley and me
i got bored
WHAT
Stonehenge! says:
and annoyed by all the constant.. attention seeking
of the dog
Omar says:and annoyed by all the constant.. attention seeking
of the dog
i cried my ovaries out
Stonehenge! says:
you would , wouldnt you
Omar says:you would , wouldnt you
that dog was a hero
Stonehenge! says:
fuck you and fuck dogs
HERO!@?!?!
it didnt do shit
it may have seen jennifer aniston naked
for which i salute him
Omar says:fuck you and fuck dogs
HERO!@?!?!
it didnt do shit
it may have seen jennifer aniston naked
for which i salute him
GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME
fuck you man
he stayed awake because the baby was sick
he woke the dude up when there was a burglary
he took care of jennifer aniston when she lost the baby
so fuck you rahail
Stonehenge! says:
he also kept them awake ALL THE TIME
so no different
Omar says:he also kept them awake ALL THE TIME
so no different
your cats fucking locked you out of your own house
Stonehenge! says:
he attacked mailmen
shat on the beach
drove the housesitter nuts
Omar says:he attacked mailmen
shat on the beach
drove the housesitter nuts
hardly a position of moral superiority
Stonehenge! says:
and died
at an inappropriate time
the dog would lock HIMSELF out on the roof
Omar says:and died
at an inappropriate time
the dog would lock HIMSELF out on the roof
he died at the perfect time you heartless bastard
Stonehenge! says:
perfect?!?!?!?!
Omar says:perfect?!?!?!?!
yes
Stonehenge! says:
you mean the end of the movie?
oh yeah
Omar says:you mean the end of the movie?
oh yeah
after he had served his duty
Stonehenge! says:
it was a FUCKING MOVIE
the dog was played by 22 dogs
so theyre disposable?
' we have enough kids now , go die dog'
fuck dogs and fuck you
Omar says:no man. I disagree strongly
i say fuck you
instead
Stonehenge! says:
it didnt even die awesomely
no
it just dropped dead
the bitch had to have drugs put in
to die
THEY KILLED HIM
HA
FUCK DOGS
Omar says:it didnt even die awesomely
no
it just dropped dead
the bitch had to have drugs put in
to die
THEY KILLED HIM
HA
FUCK DOGS
how would you prefer it
Stonehenge! says:
walked on a landmine
Omar says:walked on a landmine
if he fucking armed himself and died in a blaze of glory
Stonehenge! says:
yes
YES !
that would be awesome!
Omar says:yes
YES !
that would be awesome!
shooting at the fuckin Cambodian army
Stonehenge! says:
the nazis
at the end of the film
Omar says:the nazis
at the end of the film
yes
Stonehenge! says:
they wind up in germany , 1944
Omar says:they wind up in germany , 1944
marley goes on a murderous rampage
and rapes hitler
Stonehenge! says:
that wouldve been the best fucking film ever!
no
fucks hitlers dog
goldie
then fucks hitler
Omar says:that wouldve been the best fucking film ever!
no
fucks hitlers dog
goldie
then fucks hitler
and then dies
having fucked himself to death
upon which he is given a heroes burial
Stonehenge! says:
yes
winston churchill himself presides
who was a cat person btw
winston churchill himself presides
who was a cat person btw
6 Comments:
What on earth is "MSN Chat"? :P
I agree with Rahail though. Dogs may be nicer, but the awesome awards belong to the billis.
omy god. -sigh-
are they mixing estrogens in karachi water these days... why would a guy even admit to another guy that he has watched that movie...
Team Stonehenge all the way!
cats are rockstars!
o_O_o_O_o_O_o_O_o_O_o_O_o_O_o
I was not aware of the fact that Obie was in possession of a pair of ovaries.
hahahaha loved the chat. but i agree wid omer it was a great movie and it made me cry to. i filled couple ov baltiezzz..... :P
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