Thursday, February 11, 2010

Rahail and I discuss "Marley & Me"

An MSN Chat conversation Rahail and I had the other day about the popular film "Marley and Me".
Rahail is "Stonehenge!" 

WARNING: Heavy profanity to follow.

Stonehenge! says:
cats are fucking AWESOME
i saw marley and me
i got bored
Omar says:
WHAT
Stonehenge! says:
and annoyed by all the constant.. attention seeking
of the dog
Omar says:
i cried my ovaries out
Stonehenge! says:
you would , wouldnt you
Omar says:
that dog was a hero
Stonehenge! says:
fuck you and fuck dogs
HERO!@?!?!
it didnt do shit
it may have seen jennifer aniston naked
for which i salute him
Omar says:
GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME
fuck you man
he stayed awake because the baby was sick
he woke the dude up when there was a burglary
he took care of jennifer aniston when she lost the baby
so fuck you rahail
Stonehenge! says:
he also kept them awake ALL THE TIME
so no different
Omar says:
your cats fucking locked you out of your own house
Stonehenge! says:
he attacked mailmen
shat on the beach
drove the housesitter nuts
Omar says:
hardly a position of moral superiority
Stonehenge! says:
and died
at an inappropriate time
the dog would lock HIMSELF out on the roof
Omar says:
he died at the perfect time you heartless bastard
Stonehenge! says:
perfect?!?!?!?!
Omar says:
yes
Stonehenge! says:
you mean the end of the movie?
oh yeah
Omar says:
after he had served his duty
Stonehenge! says:
it was a FUCKING MOVIE
the dog was played by 22 dogs
so theyre disposable?
' we have enough kids now , go die dog'
fuck dogs and fuck you
Omar says:
no man. I disagree strongly
i say fuck you
instead
Stonehenge! says:
it didnt even die awesomely
no
it just dropped dead
the bitch had to have drugs put in
to die
THEY KILLED HIM
HA
FUCK DOGS
Omar says:
how would you prefer it
Stonehenge! says:
walked on a landmine
Omar says:
if he fucking armed himself and died in a blaze of glory
Stonehenge! says:
yes
YES !
that would be awesome!
Omar says:
shooting at the fuckin Cambodian army
Stonehenge! says:
the nazis
at the end of the film
Omar says:
yes
Stonehenge! says:
they wind up in germany , 1944
Omar says:
marley goes on a murderous rampage
and rapes hitler
Stonehenge! says:
that wouldve been the best fucking film ever!
no
fucks hitlers dog
goldie
then fucks hitler
Omar says:
and then dies
having fucked himself to death
upon which he is given a heroes burial
Stonehenge! says:
yes
winston churchill himself presides
who was a cat person btw

6 Comments:

Blogger Starman said...

What on earth is "MSN Chat"? :P


I agree with Rahail though. Dogs may be nicer, but the awesome awards belong to the billis.

3:15 PM  
Blogger brok3n said...

omy god. -sigh-

6:08 PM  
Anonymous Hussain said...

are they mixing estrogens in karachi water these days... why would a guy even admit to another guy that he has watched that movie...

7:57 PM  
Blogger Khizzy said...

Team Stonehenge all the way!
cats are rockstars!

1:04 AM  
Anonymous laila said...

o_O_o_O_o_O_o_O_o_O_o_O_o_O_o
I was not aware of the fact that Obie was in possession of a pair of ovaries.

5:01 PM  
Anonymous Faizan said...

hahahaha loved the chat. but i agree wid omer it was a great movie and it made me cry to. i filled couple ov baltiezzz..... :P

12:51 AM  

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