Saturday, February 07, 2009

Ali Zafar is totally reading my blog.

Hah! Can you believe it?! It seems my childish ploy to get attention from a celebrity has worked. Feast your eyes upon this shoutout from Ali Zafar on his blog

So there you have it. Ali Zafar is totally reading my blog. And apparently the name of my band reminds him of the time when him and his buddies used to chloroform some older women and bone the shit out of them.

Now I was hoping that he would take the bait and start a Kanye West / 50 cent style feud, but he was all gracious and shit and invited us over to his house for a jam whenever we're in town.


Well as it turns out I was IN Lahore when you had this so called awesome jam with all your rockstar buddies. We got NO CALL for jam...

And to further twist the knife, it turns out Ali Noor attended it. Which means that Ali Noor totally LIED to us when he told us he was gonna come see us perform at our Nandos show. So there you have it folks. Ali Noor blew off Aunty Disco Project for party at Ali Zafars. Your loss Ali Noor! I hear the chicken was totally dee-lish.

So now I'm feuding with both the blogging Ali's from Lahore. When they come to Karachi, I will organize a massive jam with all my buddies. And I won't invite Ali Noor or Ali Zafar. That's right! All the cool people will be there including the below mentioned;

  1. Asif Chandio

  2. Sherry B

  3. Zubeida (yes we know one girl)

  4. Bibi Razia (the maasi).

  5. Ali Azmat. Ok maybe he wont come.

Point being that you will be excluded. Taste my wrath.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

mpphh... *smothering a giggle..*

hrmphhh *trying harder..*

... mm=phh...



*wiping tears of laughter*
too much...haha...too much man!
you go "girl" ..thats as bitchy as blair from gossip girl would get :P

can i get an invite to this very cool party :P

1:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha summore - i just read the first two lines of his post...

**he guy is hilarious. I’ve never had more fun in reading humorous comments written about me , especially the part where he innovates fake rumors about me . I am in fits !**

O-kay THEN!!!!!
- like u have time to invent rumours!

1:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

batty, oba did invent rumors. except that they were true.

check out his post titled is ali zafar reading my blog, or something like that.

4:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

u r a loser!!!big time.....i feel that people like u have caused thiis atmosphere of enmity in our country!!!!u r a jelous man!!!!!serioulsy!!!!!

5:47 PM  
Blogger Chun said...

dono ali baray ghaddar niklay. tsk

I can egg his house if you want. he lives in the neighbuorhood :D

10:06 PM  
Blogger Koi Pahailee said...


let it go man

11:02 PM  
Blogger Majaz said...

I think the only thing funnier than your post is the comment by this guy "Khan".

Ali Zafar's a girl, dude. You can beat him up and knock him out without using chloroform. You really shouldn't feel threatened at ALL.

12:09 AM  
Blogger Chun said...


perhaps we need to test the goat theory on khan.


1:05 AM  
Blogger for every reaction.... said...

Let the games begin :) Grrrrrr.........

10:04 AM  
Blogger [a} said...

Haha, the poor maasi.

5:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

congrats on getting ur childish ploy to work! =)

8:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rockstar phadda!

9:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what the fuck are you, 5!!

nobody cares about this shit, produce good music GET A RECORD DEAL atleast and stop blogging about how fire records "wasn't able to sign you a deal" THEY ALSO BLEW YOU OFF LIKE ALI NOOR...............

11:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

looks like dino's joined the page..

*insert chipmunk voice*
iski sunoooo zaaarrraaaaa.....

10:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aunty disco project .....hahhahaha
the name itself is so hilarious how the band would be?:) I'm still laughing :D
keep up the good blog Omar ;)

7:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok, tell me who ali zafar is...

i've no idea what happens in Pakistan

12:04 PM  
Blogger Insaaniat said...

i thought the girls in sajania were hot, the found out they had dicks. thanks for the info omar

6:03 AM  
Blogger Insaaniat said...

ali zafar's t-shirt said that he liked girls who liked girls, funny thing is he's a girl. lol

6:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The joke about chloroforming old ladies made me laugh so hard!

Also, it looks like Ali Zaffar googled himself which I dont expect from famous people.

2:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you crack me up. I'm sitting at work reading your blog and missing your retarded sense of humour. poor ali zafar doesn't know what he's started. give bibi razia my regards, her being your only female fan and all ;)

9:42 PM  
Blogger Sennaz said...

hahahahahahaha....loved it :)

4:16 PM  
Anonymous Loon said...

I once saw Ali Zafar in Defence, Lahore. He was looking for a gym, even though it was right in front of him.

That has to be a cliche in itself. Kinda like black guys and fried chicken.

1:59 AM  
Blogger Roshni said...


9:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ali has proven hisability in music, writing, acting and painting..
N u r busy criticizing others..
This shows ur standard..
Get well Soon OBA..

5:00 PM  

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