Ali Zafar is totally reading my blog.
Hah! Can you believe it?! It seems my childish ploy to get attention from a celebrity has worked. Feast your eyes upon this shoutout from Ali Zafar on his blog
http://www.alizafar.net/blog/2009/02/03/old-aunties-and-young-boys/
So there you have it. Ali Zafar is totally reading my blog. And apparently the name of my band reminds him of the time when him and his buddies used to chloroform some older women and bone the shit out of them.
Now I was hoping that he would take the bait and start a Kanye West / 50 cent style feud, but he was all gracious and shit and invited us over to his house for a jam whenever we're in town.
OH REALLY ALI ZAFAR.
Well as it turns out I was IN Lahore when you had this so called awesome jam with all your rockstar buddies. We got NO CALL for jam...
And to further twist the knife, it turns out Ali Noor attended it. Which means that Ali Noor totally LIED to us when he told us he was gonna come see us perform at our Nandos show. So there you have it folks. Ali Noor blew off Aunty Disco Project for party at Ali Zafars. Your loss Ali Noor! I hear the chicken was totally dee-lish.
So now I'm feuding with both the blogging Ali's from Lahore. When they come to Karachi, I will organize a massive jam with all my buddies. And I won't invite Ali Noor or Ali Zafar. That's right! All the cool people will be there including the below mentioned;
Asif Chandio
Sherry B
Zubeida (yes we know one girl)
Bibi Razia (the maasi).
Ali Azmat. Ok maybe he wont come.
Point being that you will be excluded. Taste my wrath.
24 Comments:
mpphh... *smothering a giggle..*
hrmphhh *trying harder..*
... mm=phh...
...BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!
ROFL!
hahahahahahah!!!!
*wiping tears of laughter*
too much...haha...too much man!
you go "girl"friend..lol ..thats as bitchy as blair from gossip girl would get :P
can i get an invite to this very cool party :P
hahaha summore - i just read the first two lines of his post...
**he guy is hilarious. I’ve never had more fun in reading humorous comments written about me , especially the part where he innovates fake rumors about me . I am in fits !**
O-kay THEN!!!!!
haha
- like u have time to invent rumours!
lol
batty, oba did invent rumors. except that they were true.
check out his post titled is ali zafar reading my blog, or something like that.
u r a loser!!!big time.....i feel that people like u have caused thiis atmosphere of enmity in our country!!!!u r a jelous man!!!!!serioulsy!!!!!
dono ali baray ghaddar niklay. tsk
I can egg his house if you want. he lives in the neighbuorhood :D
lolz........
let it go man
I think the only thing funnier than your post is the comment by this guy "Khan".
Ali Zafar's a girl, dude. You can beat him up and knock him out without using chloroform. You really shouldn't feel threatened at ALL.
neighbour*
perhaps we need to test the goat theory on khan.
:D
Omar!
Let the games begin :) Grrrrrr.........
Haha, the poor maasi.
congrats on getting ur childish ploy to work! =)
=O
Rockstar phadda!
what the fuck are you, 5!!
nobody cares about this shit, produce good music GET A RECORD DEAL atleast and stop blogging about how fire records "wasn't able to sign you a deal" THEY ALSO BLEW YOU OFF LIKE ALI NOOR...............
looks like dino's joined the page..
*insert chipmunk voice*
iski sunoooo zaaarrraaaaa.....
Aunty disco project .....hahhahaha
the name itself is so hilarious how the band would be?:) I'm still laughing :D
keep up the good blog Omar ;)
ok, tell me who ali zafar is...
i've no idea what happens in Pakistan
i thought the girls in sajania were hot, the found out they had dicks. thanks for the info omar
ali zafar's t-shirt said that he liked girls who liked girls, funny thing is he's a girl. lol
The joke about chloroforming old ladies made me laugh so hard!
Also, it looks like Ali Zaffar googled himself which I dont expect from famous people.
HOBAA
you crack me up. I'm sitting at work reading your blog and missing your retarded sense of humour. poor ali zafar doesn't know what he's started. give bibi razia my regards, her being your only female fan and all ;)
-Ghee.
hahahahahahaha....loved it :)
I once saw Ali Zafar in Defence, Lahore. He was looking for a gym, even though it was right in front of him.
That has to be a cliche in itself. Kinda like black guys and fried chicken.
HAHAHAHA
Ali has proven hisability in music, writing, acting and painting..
N u r busy criticizing others..
This shows ur standard..
Get well Soon OBA..
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