Ali Zafar is totally reading my blog.
Hah! Can you believe it?! It seems my childish ploy to get attention from a celebrity has worked. Feast your eyes upon this shoutout from Ali Zafar on his blog
So there you have it. Ali Zafar is totally reading my blog. And apparently the name of my band reminds him of the time when him and his buddies used to chloroform some older women and bone the shit out of them.
Now I was hoping that he would take the bait and start a Kanye West / 50 cent style feud, but he was all gracious and shit and invited us over to his house for a jam whenever we're in town.
OH REALLY ALI ZAFAR.
Well as it turns out I was IN Lahore when you had this so called awesome jam with all your rockstar buddies. We got NO CALL for jam...
And to further twist the knife, it turns out Ali Noor attended it. Which means that Ali Noor totally LIED to us when he told us he was gonna come see us perform at our Nandos show. So there you have it folks. Ali Noor blew off Aunty Disco Project for party at Ali Zafars. Your loss Ali Noor! I hear the chicken was totally dee-lish.
So now I'm feuding with both the blogging Ali's from Lahore. When they come to Karachi, I will organize a massive jam with all my buddies. And I won't invite Ali Noor or Ali Zafar. That's right! All the cool people will be there including the below mentioned;
Zubeida (yes we know one girl)
Bibi Razia (the maasi).
Ali Azmat. Ok maybe he wont come.
Point being that you will be excluded. Taste my wrath.