Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Some disturbing Google searches that led to my blog


Everyday, my blog stats show what people googled to get to my blog. Most of them are pretty standard, some of them hilarious and every now and then you get some really disturbing ones. Here's a list of terms I came across JUST FOR TODAY

“aunties fucking”
Yup. Clearly there's a niche market who likes to see aunties getting it on.

“aunties fucking in lahore”
An even narrower niche market

“aunty sex”
These guys must be so dissappointed upon reaching here...."What!! What is this musician?? Where are aunty boobies??"

“story me and aunty together”
It promises to be a wonderful fairytale

“ali zafar naked”
The fans have spoken

“atif aslam naked”
Clearly they want variety

“atif aslam chootiya”
Such a fickle public....

And then of course my favourite...

“cock disco”

Speechless.

18 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you think aunties fucking is a niche maket then you've cleary not been to a porn site.

12:45 PM  
Blogger Alpha Za said...

haha, how do I get those blog stats for my blog?

12:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha awesomness. =p

4:06 PM  
Anonymous sadsid said...

quite a collection aint it. i think it must be ur slogon 'get ur aunty on' that mite b leading them ur way. but hey look on the brite side ur gettin a new fan base

6:39 PM  
Blogger Babid said...

clearly very classy :P Nevertheless it's hilarious :D congratulations! :P

7:31 PM  
Blogger the free spirit said...

LOL

2:06 AM  
Blogger Xeb said...

Hahah :P

Ps: I second Alpha Za's question.

8:03 AM  
Blogger Ahsan said...

Dude I wish I could show you some of our searches. Hilarious. Our third most popular is "Zardari killed Benazir". And we also have lots of aunty sex ones, for reasons I want get into.

Alpha Za, Xeb: Just get Sitemeter (free) and install the html on your blog. It'll point you to how people get to your blog, and also give you stats like how many hits per day etc. Google Analytics is also good (and also free).

11:08 AM  
Blogger Ahsan said...

^ want=won't

11:29 AM  
Blogger Bush. said...

Hahahahahahaha! EPIC!

12:41 AM  
Blogger Ameera said...

Hilarious!

4:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fucking disturbing

5:47 PM  
Blogger Pavan said...

GooGle is trying to get traffic 2 ur blog :P :P...
bTW I couldnot Stop LMAO after reading this post.. Gr8 observations.. n Thnx Google for this thing :D

3:14 AM  
Blogger Hiba Imran-F said...

H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S.

11:11 PM  
Blogger HIK said...

H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S.

11:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What in the world was that ?!

1:47 PM  
Anonymous Manal said...

HAHAHA, that's just hilarious

1:50 PM  
Anonymous SadafFayyaz said...

ROFL

4:19 PM  

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