Saturday, November 24, 2007

Girls and Boys

In other news..... Lodhi, Yasir and me were hanging out with Rahail, the bass player for Mizraab. The conversation started with some really intellectual stuff about music and recordings and well, pretty much ended up with....girls.

Now usually I don't write too much about this topic, because well, you should always write about what you know and I don't know women. But our conversation yielded some hilarious conclusions. Please feel free to disagree with Omar's list about why men and women are both such idiots. In my humble opinion...

1) Men think like one big flatscreen TV. Its true. We can't handle more than one thing at a time. We will however be excellent at watching that one big TV. You ever go to a TV store where there are 50 different TV screens all showing something different. Thats how women think.

2) We will never understand that time of the month.

3) Top phrase you should never to say to a woman, "Calm Down". This usually makes their anger go away, but it is immediately replaced with murderous rage.

4) If we gave birth, we would find a way to compete with other dudes.

5) As much as they hate to admit it, women will always love jerks.

6) The best way to get over a crush is to imagine him/her taking a huge dump.

7) Guys are awesome because we resolve conflict through physical violence and then we get over it pretty soonn. Girls will harbor that shit for years until it resurfaces in some twisted form and bites you on the ass when you least expect it.

8) Guys need to listen. Or at least pretend to.

9) We can't stop staring. We can only learn how to be discrete. Otherwise our necks would snap.

10) Girls with ambition are sexy.

11) But we still don't like this whole feminism thing.

12) We never know if you really like us or you're just being nice. Our assumptions usually land us in a large pile of shit.

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7 Comments:

Blogger Arslan said...

hahahaha "The best way to get over a crush is to imagine him/her taking a huge dump."

7:44 AM  
Blogger Atta Khan said...

Finally u guys are making it onto the big screen!!! try to get more and more interviews with these TV shows like the one u did with the real news!!!
Keep it up!!!

10:46 PM  
Blogger Atta Khan said...

hey dude, if i told u that i could take an interview of u guys and that it would be posted on the teens club magazine, would u guys come???

10:54 PM  
Anonymous MB said...

aray aray aray .. not going against the female clan now,are we?

most of what u've said is true though .. appears to me as if u guys are extremely experienced in that particular field, heh...

7:13 AM  
Blogger Omar said...

@atta: Hey! thanks for all your support bro, you can email me at projectauntydisco@gmail.com for any interviews or appearances you want us to do, i'm sure the guys would love to do it!

@mb: Haha, sadly despite all their madness inducing tactics I still love women deeply and stupidly. And as wise man will tell you, you can never be too experienced with women, because you will still never understand them. Cheers!

3:43 PM  
Blogger pluto88 said...

Hahaha!
Your blog is sooo not emo! I normally hate pointless lists people make, but this is friggin hilarious.

So I see you're updating. And I checked out your videos on youtube! Now, I must get myself to an actual concert...

12:07 AM  
Blogger Noble Listener said...

Hey girls are just extra-ordinary and their true thoughts make then special. But guys are guys. It all depeds on u how u want to tka eur life. So be cool understand each other n enjoy ;)

1:04 AM  

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