• Congratulations to everyone for surviving the elections.
• I think my driver and my cook are gay. Or at least having a fling. I walked in on them yesterday and I think they were kinda fooling around. I could be mistaken. Maybe the driver really did just trip and grab the cooks’ ass to stop himself from falling.
• Our drummer Omar Khalid owns the new Avril Lavigne album in its entirety.
• The next person who calls me OBA-MA, as in the black guy running for president is gonna get my STOOL thrown at them. And I ain’t talking about furniture.
• Apparently on some Facebook app, I have been voted as sexier than some dude called Humayun Ghias. Ha! In your face!.
• Yasir is a dumbass. Yesterday we in the car and this is the conversation we had.
Yasir: “Yaar…the week went by so fast….”
Me: (silence for a while)…Yasir? It’s fucking Tuesday Yasir. It’s only the second fucking day of the week
Yasir: …yeah…but we got here pretty fast.